Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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