So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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