Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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