Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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