Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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