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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Randomize
