: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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