he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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