I wish I could punch you in the face.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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