he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
sex in a hospital.. check
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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