and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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