I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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