I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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