Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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