Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish I only lived at night.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
