names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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