I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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