This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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