Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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