Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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