Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize