To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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