So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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