that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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