Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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