he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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