you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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