2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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