It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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