Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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