Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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