Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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