Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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