Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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