who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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