I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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