What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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