Define "chronic" masturbator.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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