Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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