I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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