So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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