And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Randomize
