Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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