high people should be assigned attendants
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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