This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
