I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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