I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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