he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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