Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
