I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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