come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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