i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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