Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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