I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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