Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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