so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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