i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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