I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I need to calm my uterus...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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